On behalf of Tropolis Tours we welcome you to:
The Ruler of this City is:
"Beka"
Before she came to Power she was plucked from the cornfields of Iowa
Then mysteriously planted at the Speed of Light
amongst the fast cars, bustling crowds and harsh city lights of Chi-town
Mobsterville
Home of the Hancock
There Chicago Directors and Things called Thespians, helped mold her into the Chameleon Character of our fair City
In betwixt her many performances for that Planet's populace
She learned how to shimmy and shine a mean snakeskin boot
But what truly transformed her into a Lethal Legendary Legend
was operating a Chainsaw to make mountains for Captain Crunch's Sogland and Mt. Mushmore
Her skills with a Quill have logged her a mini novella as well as a sequel
Currently she seeks an Earthling Book Agent or Publisher
Should you wish to contact Beka and bring her to your Planet to:
Warble a Tune,
Wax Shakespeare to the Moon,
or Cackle on Tape like a Loon,
or Publish her by Noon
-- {Ha! A little inter-galactic humor! } --
For any Planet in dire need
That call will BEKA quickly heed!
If she is off in Venus Fly Trap Land
Contact her very reliable Right Hand
Their Title is that of Representation
To your Agent of choice make a presentation
The ruler of Bekatropolis enjoys:
~~ One final word from Tropolis Tours ~~
VISIT BEKATROPOLIS OFTEN FOR NEW PLANETARY HAPPENINGS!
